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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

hi my name is? joe

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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