How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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