A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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gay marriage.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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