Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

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