What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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