Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Vaginal secretions

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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PENlS.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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