- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

deez nuts

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Lil Wayne

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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