Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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space is fun

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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