What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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knock knock your gay

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Sloths

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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