Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Hippopatomous!

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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falling didnt make the difference

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who is awesome? no one...

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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womans having rights.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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