Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Snausages.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Anti jokes are funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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