Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Worms don't like apples.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Knock knock Go away

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69

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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People with cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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