Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Sex education in Texas.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Your mom goes to college

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Six million.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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