What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Women.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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hi. thats what she said.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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