why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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wsde

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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i killed my family

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Good boy

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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