A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti Joke

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