- Anti Joke

Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

i keep getting thumbs down...

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

School

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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