your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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