What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's green and blue? yellow

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Barack Obama

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Life

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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