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WOMENS RIGHTS

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Two guys walk into a bar.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

dead babies

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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