There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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The WNBA.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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womens rights

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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