What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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