Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Drunk irish man

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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