Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Smelly Indians.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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s e m e n

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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