- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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