Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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whats a joke

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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who farted i did :]

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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dead babies

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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