Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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