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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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