Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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