Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Romney 2012

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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