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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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