What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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