There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Horse.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Women's rights

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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