Your doorbell is broken.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What is more worse than death? Death

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7+5=12

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Anti Joke

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