why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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she wasn't 18

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why do you care?

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Anti Joke

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