Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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so how about that irline food

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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