What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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