what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Once, I went to Peru.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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