- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

no really what are ur names?

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Stephen Walking.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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