Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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9/11

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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whats one plus one penis

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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