-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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your gay

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Ily bae

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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