It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Canadians

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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