- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

penisface

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

God

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Niall Horan

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Knock Knock Who's there

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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