What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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