Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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