Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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