What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Trump will make America great again.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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