Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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