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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Wait! hundred billions!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

you lose.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Get up Look in the mirror

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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