A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Women rights.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Shea's sty....

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Anti Joke

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