3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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That's not what she said.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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