How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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YOLO.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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