my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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rent a cops

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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i like pie

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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