Politics.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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jgkbk,mn

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I Love Hitler.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Herman Cain

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