What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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#IHateHashtags

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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