Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

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