- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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