what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Your Mother

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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