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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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hi

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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