Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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your father died

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Animal

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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hi

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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