Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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A snake walks into a bar

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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The Barackness Monster

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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