why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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