- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Dozer has a soul

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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