Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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9

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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The Morman Religion.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Fiats

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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