Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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women's rights

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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