Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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