A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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