How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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nice tits.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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I like poop in my butt

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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