Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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tims sty:)

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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the battle of waterloo

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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kk

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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