What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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