- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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