Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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LET

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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