Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Dance is a sport

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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