Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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whats black and large -me

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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