What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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