What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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