A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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