What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Like this joke

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

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