Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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SBB

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Dogs in my home.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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