Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Abortion.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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hey, my names mark.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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