Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Microsoft Windows

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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