- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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