Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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