Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Republicans

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Women's rights

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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