Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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deez nuts

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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