Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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this is not a joke.

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