what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Dance is a sport

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

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