Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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knock knock who's there ?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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