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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Justin Bieber.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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William wright is Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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