- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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