What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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