Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Smart Blondes

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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