What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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An anti-joke

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Women's Rights

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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