the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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