Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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pickle juice?

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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