- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A homeless person dies.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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