Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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potato farming

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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