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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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