How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Cows are land manatees.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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