Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Gustavo Andrade

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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