Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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