What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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The Game.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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your mother hates you

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what happens every day? People die

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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