Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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