Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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