The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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My name is Harry.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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the WNBA

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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