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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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woman's lacrosse

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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