Why did the man die? He got shot!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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conrad profit

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Obamacare haters

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obama leadership

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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