How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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