"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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