Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Women's rights

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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