¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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