1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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THE GAME

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A train poops its pants.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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