What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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your mom

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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No, Trinidad.

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