- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Fine, ladies first.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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