Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

I like hats XD!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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